ALLISON AND THE GREAT — EPISODE 1
Great: Hello, this is Allison the Great (points to and presents Allison)
Allison: (smiles) (Great pretends to pull back Allison’s head as if it were a real puppet) Hi, my name’s Allison!
Great: And, The Great.
Allison: THE Great!
Great: Me.
Great: We are going to be doing a skit (pause and sits on a chair) called “A Joke”! Allison, come sit down.
Allison: (Allison sit’s down on The Great’s lap and they both laugh)
Great: Allison, how do you make time fly?
Allison: When you throw a clock out of the window. (Allison shrugs)
Great: I’m going to say, “Hi, my name is Great” while Allison says, “Hi, I’m Allison”!
(both say ”Hi, my name is Great” and “Hi, I’m Allison”at the same time)
Great: it’s perfect!
Allison: (Allison falls off) Aaah, I’m falling off!
Great: This. Is. Our show.
(Both say budum- shh! at the same time)
Great: Luv ya always!
(Both laugh)
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ALLISON AND THE GREAT- EPISODE 2
TUTORIAL. NO SCRIPT AVAILABLE.
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ALLISON AND THE GREAT- EPISODE 3
Great: Hi, this is Allison and The Great. This is…
Allison: Hi, my name’s Allison!
Great: And the Great, the awesome, The Great and the awesome!!!
Great: Today we will be doing a magic show and I will be making this Miss Goody Two- shoes uh… disappear!
Great: Ahhh…. OK. So… 3, 2, 1, (throws cloth over Allison but not completely) Well, that’s not what I was going for. Okay, uhh.
Great: Magicoso, Magicoso, Magicoso, cha.
Allison: (Allison sticks her hand through the cloth) I’m not invisible. Or gone.
Great: Hmmm. (Whines) (pulls cloth off of Allison) Sure you didn’t… Sure I didn’t lose… Sure I didn’t lose you…. But I sure did lose my DIGNITY! Aww! Aww. Allison, I’m calling quits. We best go.
Allison: B- b- b- but the paparazzi! (Knock on door) The papa- they’re calling for me! Come on!
Announcer: You’ve got 4th place. (hands over a ribbon to The Great)
Great: Oh! Oh, thank you! (to announcer)
Great: Maybe we don’t have to call it quits! (to Allison)
Allison and The Great: Papa- papa- paparazzi! Papa- papa- paparazzi!
Great: And… money.
Allison and The Great: Money, money money, money, money, money. (last time say it sadly)
Grat: If only we could gain some of that stuff.
Great: Please if you’re watching this, tell your friends and family, and…
Allison: Spread the word.
Great: …And hobos!
Allison: We won’t get any money if you don’t…
great: … Be nice to us.
Allison: And if you don’t- don’t- if you don’t- uh… watch our videos! Please…
Great:… Please do!
Allison: This is everyday life. Please?.?.
Allison: Oh, and by the way, this is filmed in… (dreamily) Allison’s shoebox!
(Both laugh)
Allison: OK, well… goodbye!
Great: As you can see, (Holds up little treehouse) It’s a little TOO girly. (laughs)
Allison: This is my pretty PURPLE bed where I sleep in my pretty PURPLE dreams. Well, I guess this is goodbye for now.
Great: Let’s hope so. (kisses camera)
Allison: Goodbye!
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